"Don't listen to her, Luna." Lucy told the girl, who looked torn. She was most worried about her and Regine - at least the dragon Natsu was staying calm so far.
"EEP!" Apricot shrank back from the snap, and glared at Natsu, "Whaaaaaaat? I'm cooperating!" She glanced around, pressing a hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle. "Man just look at your faces." She glanced at Natsu, and shrugged, nodding a little. "Well sure. I mean, COME ON, you can't tell me you don't see the irony! F A I R Y T A I L. Just -having- the name of those disgusting, goody-good nobodies is nauseating. Why WOULDN'T I cooperate with someone to teach people like you a lesson. Fairies are not something to be respected or even liked. Now if you called it PIXIE tail I could understand. The fact that it was a person formally from a filthy place called Fairy Tail just makes it even more perfect!"
Lucy frowned, "So your entire problem with us is that we have a guild named after Fairies?"
Apricot shook her head. "Well that's not the ONLY reason. Mainly it's just F U N. Getting rid of the biggest threats here and making it into our personal playground? Most fun I've had in AGES."
She was just ..BARELY keeping from laughing at this point. "Well I'm just .. sayin it'd be funny, you know, them thinking they were going to a world you guys all talked up as amazing, and it's a total dump. And then the go out looking for you and ... them and instead run into that hungry demon and they're all, "Oh no help us save us, Naaatsu, Lucy..~!" and they get swallowed up instead because y o u w e r e n ' t t h e r e. Snip Snap Snicker Snack, that's the way little kids who don't know better go down o/~" In spite of herself, she starts giggling again, yeah she knows she's probably gonna get zapped for it, but it was WORTH it for her own sick amusement. "It's Funny! SO funny, when the self proclaimed heroes try to protect the weak and helpless, and the fact of the matter is Y O U F A I L E D." Now her laughter resumed in full, shrill, hysterical cackles. She's just.. completely lost it. "Don't you get the JOKE? Shall I explain it again? F-A-I-L-E-D~!" She took a breath, still giggling. "I w.. Wonder how many other times you've all failed to save someone! I can just bet there's lots, someone putting their faith in you and that faith being broken because you couldn't do A N Y T H I N G. Because people like you are DUMB."
And then she goes there. "Heey, now that I think about it.. You failed twice! You failed to protect those stupidl ittle humans, and *HE* Failed to protect his own woman! OH MAN! OH god that's HILARIOUS. AHAHA I can't breathe!"
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"EEP!" Apricot shrank back from the snap, and glared at Natsu, "Whaaaaaaat? I'm cooperating!" She glanced around, pressing a hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle. "Man just look at your faces." She glanced at Natsu, and shrugged, nodding a little. "Well sure. I mean, COME ON, you can't tell me you don't see the irony! F A I R Y T A I L. Just -having- the name of those disgusting, goody-good nobodies is nauseating. Why WOULDN'T I cooperate with someone to teach people like you a lesson. Fairies are not something to be respected or even liked. Now if you called it PIXIE tail I could understand. The fact that it was a person formally from a filthy place called Fairy Tail just makes it even more perfect!"
Lucy frowned, "So your entire problem with us is that we have a guild named after Fairies?"
Apricot shook her head. "Well that's not the ONLY reason. Mainly it's just F U N. Getting rid of the biggest threats here and making it into our personal playground? Most fun I've had in AGES."
She was just ..BARELY keeping from laughing at this point. "Well I'm just .. sayin it'd be funny, you know, them thinking they were going to a world you guys all talked up as amazing, and it's a total dump. And then the go out looking for you and ... them and instead run into that hungry demon and they're all, "Oh no help us save us, Naaatsu, Lucy..~!" and they get swallowed up instead because y o u w e r e n ' t t h e r e. Snip Snap Snicker Snack, that's the way little kids who don't know better go down o/~" In spite of herself, she starts giggling again, yeah she knows she's probably gonna get zapped for it, but it was WORTH it for her own sick amusement. "It's Funny! SO funny, when the self proclaimed heroes try to protect the weak and helpless, and the fact of the matter is Y O U F A I L E D." Now her laughter resumed in full, shrill, hysterical cackles. She's just.. completely lost it. "Don't you get the JOKE? Shall I explain it again? F-A-I-L-E-D~!" She took a breath, still giggling. "I w.. Wonder how many other times you've all failed to save someone! I can just bet there's lots, someone putting their faith in you and that faith being broken because you couldn't do A N Y T H I N G. Because people like you are DUMB."
And then she goes there. "Heey, now that I think about it.. You failed twice! You failed to protect those stupidl ittle humans, and *HE* Failed to protect his own woman! OH MAN! OH god that's HILARIOUS. AHAHA I can't breathe!"